God Bless My Awful Eating Habits and My Potty Mouth

So work was intensely boring as usual. So when I get home, I decide to make something of the night...or else what would I blog about, right?

I decided to make something new and hopefully delcious for dinner. I see the ground beef I randomly picked up at Wal-Mart the last time I went. I reach for it and start thinking. I'm going to need the medium saute pan for the beef. Problem is, my roomates, who are rather fond of home cooking, but not at all very talented at it, caught sausage on fire in the pan and now the bottom is lined with seared ash that looks simply disgsting and they've just left the dish there for the night and most likely for the rest of the week, or year.

So I'm scrubbing away, I mean really putting some elbow grease into it. I'm getting nowhere with it. I scrub and I scrub, but to no avail. I'm irevocably pissed off at them. I starting cursing profusely once I can't find any available dishes to cook with because, surprise, they haven't been done. I even say G D it (Goddamn it) and I apologize to God, who is seemingly by my side as my favorite tag along buddy, immediately. I don't have anything to even break the meat apart with. All that is in the drawer is a butter knife, which I fashioned into something to pick the meat apart with in the only dish I could get clean, a small saucepan. I don't even have a fork to eat things with when I've finished.

I've never really cooked ground beef before, sad as that is with all the cooking I have done. I figured it'd be very simple and so I took to it and suceeded. I made the whole tube, because I didn't know what else to do with it. Then, I made some rice. I split it up into two bowls. In the one bowl of rice, I added lemon juice, a heavy amount of pepper and some salt. It was scrumtous. I took out the torillas, which have, until this point, basically replaced my use of bread, and I loaded it up with the some of the beef and rice, with two dollops of sour creme. I wrap it up and put it on the paper plate, because God forbid I dirty any more dishes than need be. So with the other half of the rice, I put it on the plate and add some soy sauce (which by the way has to be the most satisfying side item ever created by man). I also, snack on all the other things in my cabinet as well, and an apple. My eating habits have become horrible. I eat, and I eat a lot, to no end. Just a little bit of everything here and there. Still, I've yet to notice any weight gain from this so I'm completely stoked.

Anyways, it was delicious and I loved it. Try it sometime...if you dare.